I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in
How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?
Round One
Dog toy
Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.
Round Two:
D-dog...toy?
Normalize smacking down needlessly shitty people.
same energy
I'M MATCHING ENERGIES LIKE WE'RE IN DRAGON BALL Z
kink captions are sometimes kinda funny out of context
me clocking in to work
“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game
cute gender neutral things to call ur partner
- the big bean
- industrial sized jar of peanut butter
- left boob
- a literal bee
- paper towel
no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to